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Woke Training for Imaginable Gainz
Robert Förstemann
19 Jan 2025
DamonHayhow.com, Language of Mediocrity, Weight Training

Woke Training for Imaginable Gainz

Here is more proof that the way to build muscle is to train to be slow and weak. Imagine if…

Damon Hayhow
The Secret to Building Tom Platz Thighs
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02 Jan 2025
Bodybuilding, Language of Mediocrity, Weight Training

The Secret to Building Tom Platz Thighs

So you stupidly thought Tom Platz combined extraordinary genetics with extraordinary structure/leverages and legendary training intensity to develop the most…

Damon Hayhow
CrowdStrike Cybersecurity Blunder Wreaks Havoc
21 Jul 2024
DamonHayhow.com, Uncategorized

CrowdStrike Cybersecurity Blunder Wreaks Havoc

CrowdStrike, a US “cybersecurity” company dedicated to protecting against cyber-warfare - and central to the monolithic fraud which claimed “Russia…

Damon Hayhow
Lying About Steroid Use
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06 Jul 2024
DamonHayhow.com, Drugs in Sport, Language of Mediocrity

Lying About Steroid Use

Lying about PED use is a fascinating sociological issue. Athletes and celebrities do not actually lie about PED use because…

Damon Hayhow
Kai Greene is a Bodybuilder; NOT a Weightlifter
29 May 2024
Bodybuilding, Language of Mediocrity, Uncategorized, Weight Training

Kai Greene is a Bodybuilder; NOT a Weightlifter

Do not be fooled by the photo above of Kai Greene incline pressing 220kg. Kai Greene is NOT a weightlifter.…

Damon Hayhow
SiBio KS1 Review
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28 Jan 2024
DamonHayhow.com, Language of Mediocrity, Nutrition, Recomp Industry

SiBio KS1 Review

New Fitness Tech company, SiBio, wants to sell you a seat on the idiot train to Assclownsville. Their new KS1…

Damon Hayhow
The Covid Precursor that Everyone Ignored
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05 Jan 2024
DamonHayhow.com, Uncategorized

The Covid Precursor that Everyone Ignored

Imagine, if you can, the Australian government weaponising an engineered health crisis to rob citizens of their freedoms and destroy…

Damon Hayhow
I Got Sued & My Insurer Screwed Me
06 Aug 2023
DamonHayhow.com, Recomp Industry

I Got Sued & My Insurer Screwed Me

Many people have heard me rant about personal trainer insurance and the professional association I created called Recomp. But few…

Damon Hayhow
Personal Pronouns? Screw You.
30 Jul 2023
Language of Mediocrity, Recomp Industry, Uncategorized

Personal Pronouns? Screw You.

An insurance company recently emailed me a proposal in which the insurance agent’s signature included his “he/him/his” personal pronouns. That…

Damon Hayhow
Running for Bodybuilding Champion
03 Jul 2023
Bodybuilding, DamonHayhow.com, Recomp Industry, Weight Training

Running for Bodybuilding Champion

Right now we are 3-4 months out from the major competitive Bodybuilding season. So all over the country guys and…

Damon Hayhow
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    18 Apr

    In 2026, Pfizer could not force enough people to test their latest clot-shot, because, unlike 2021, Bibi and Trump were too busy murdering civilians for the MIC to murder civilians for big-pharma.

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    Question: let’s say I punch someone in the face, but then run away. Technically, my actions would have stopped a fight from breaking out. So, how many people would I need to punch in the face to win a Peace Prize? Asking for a friend.

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    9 Apr

    Trump won the support of the US citizenry by humiliating the corrupt US political class with brutal truth bombs. Iran is now using the exact same approach against Trump: dropping nuclear truth bombs.

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